Welcome to the 20th Annual
March Madness® Illegal Office Pool™


FINAL EDITION
TAR HEELS RUN WILD OVER MSU

Michigan State just didn't have the guns to overcome Hansbrough, Ellington and the rest of the Tar Heels.  The game was pretty much over at tipoff.

This guy missed the entire game.

Next year, make sure to consult with the NCAA Hoop "Experts" so that those of us who don't will have a better chance of winning.  This is the hoop equivalent of Lehman Brothers telling you how to invest in your 401k.

North Carolina coasts past Michigan St. to claim fifth national championship

Thank God for beer and wings, because if you saw the same game we were seeing down at the Big Dog, it was pretty clear that you were watching one of the snooziest March Madness finals in history.  Highlight of the night?  The fat heads of Bryant Gumball and Magic Johnson on either side of some Cheez-Wiz commercial. 

The true inspiration for this night comes from our own hoopster and their persistent play throughout the pool.  Typically, as it started out looking like a lock for early-round leaders.  Then, their hopes and prayers for glory and cash went down in flames, and we ended up with a nice geographic and corporate distribution of winners left standing at the end.  Congratulations to these fine models of office pool sportsmanship and raw luck, and we hope that they enjoy our little stimulus checks.

Thanks to everyone for playing - we'll see you next year.

1 last minute special 214 $900
2 Huffman's Heroes 204 $450
3 greenfan10 200 $200
4 Kody's Dad 198 $100
Whispering Eyes 198 $100
Notorious A.I.G. 198 $100
5 SLAM DUNK 3 196 $50

If you haven't heard from Godfather, MikeRob, or Moon, contact us immediately with your mailing address.

Click here to see last year's final Pool results.

How to play

  1. First step is to fill out your picks.  Click on the "Enter Picks" button at the left and go to the Picks Sheet.  Fill in the form entirely and completely.  If you need help with this concept, go practice over at SI or someplace else, come back here when you've mastered the art.  Pay attention to your picks.  You need to make your picks BEFORE NOON on Thursday AFTER SELECTION SUNDAY.  No exceptions - the "Enter Picks" button will be deactivated at that time!
  2. At the top of the Picks screen BE SURE to enter your REAL NAME which is ONLY used for administrative purposes to match your money with your picks.  This name will only be known to you and the administrators of this pool and will be discarded at the end of the tournament.  NOTE!  Each PICKS name must be unique - if you are playing more than one sheet, change the PICKS name for each pick, but keep the REAL name the same so we can match your picks with your money.
  3. Be sure to enter your SHEET name.  Your SHEET name is the name you would like to see in the Standings report which is published here on the site.  This is the name that could win you a small prize for creativity.
  4. And finally BE SURE to enter your email address -- this address will be used to send you a copy of your picks and like your real name, will not be sold or sent to anyone unrelated to the pool unless they show us serious cash or represent a government agency with a valid search warrant.  If you do not have an email account, then find someone who does -- and get the confirmation email from them to see your validated picks.  If you don't know anyone with an email account, move to a cave that has Internet access.
  5. CHECK YOUR PICKS BEFORE YOU CLICK THE SUBMIT BUTTON!  If you determine that you made a mistake after submitting your picks, do the following:  Submit a new set of corrected picks.  As your SHEET name, use the same name you used on the bad sheet but add the phrase "CORRECTION" to the end of the name.  This is the only way we can determine that you wish to withdraw the original sheet in favor of the new sheet.   If you don't follow this procedure, we can only assume that 2 or more of your picks with similar names means you want to submit several sheets.
  6. The most important step:  You need to find a way to get $10 for each sheet to one of the following people:  Mikie D, Moon Man, Robbie H or The Godfather on or before NOON Thursday AFTER SELECTION SUNDAY -- NO EXCEPTIONS.  If you don't expect to see any of these guys before then, you need to MAIL YOUR CHECK TO:

R MOONEY
101 North Shore Rd. 
Derry, NH 03038

IF YOU ARE WRITING A CHECK FOR MULTIPLE ENTRIES -- INCLUDE A SEPARATE PIECE OF PAPER WITH THE NAMES OF THE PICKS THAT GO WITH THE CHECK!

IF YOU ARE SUBMITTING ONE $10 CHECK FOR ONE PICK PUT THE NAME OF YOUR PICK IN THE MEMO OF THE CHECK.

The envelope must be postmarked on or before Thursday AFTER SELECTION SUNDAY or else you are not eligible for cash prizes.  And your bragging rights will also be tainted with the foul smell of impropriety.

For your convenience, a bag man may be appearing at a location near you during the days prior to the deadline to take your $10 (cash or check):

  • Monday - The Godfather in Watertown MA
  • Tuesday - The Godfather in Wilmington MA
  • Wednesday - The Godfather at South St. in Boston
  • Friday - The Godfather in Lexington MA.
  • Friday - The Godfather makes a brief stop in Lowell MA
  • All Week - Mike & Rob at the Usual Location in Waltham
  • All other locations should pursue the check-by-mail option.

Initiate your contact with the bag man by using the code phrase "The '89 National Champion Wolverines was certainly the best college hoop team ever".

SPECIAL NOTE TO OUT-OF-TOWNERS:  If you are in a remote location, we encourage you to spread the word among your friends and play in large amounts.  As a consideration to the money minders of this pool, please try to consolidate your payments into a single check accompanied by a list of REAL NAMES that the check should be used to cover.  We encourage participation by anyone with a net worth exceeding $10.

Then What?

Starting on the Monday after the first and second rounds, you can return to this site and click the "Standings" button.  You'll get a listing of all the participants ranked by their position in the pool.  You'll be able to click on any participant to see their picks, and you'll be able to send them email to make fun of them.

Scoring

How are the rankings calculated?  Same as last year with point values of 2, 4, 6, 10, 15, 25 for each round (max points per round: 64, 64, 48, 40, 30, 25).
If you have a beef, or if you submitted a sheet in error, or would like to congratulate us for being fine upstanding citizens, click on the "Send Email" button and write to us.  If you want to withdraw one of your sheets, you MUST send an email BEFORE NOON on the day the games start or we will consider you in the pool.
Payouts will be described on this page as soon as the cash is counted.  Payouts will be made during the week after the conclusion of the tournament.

Authentication & Integrity

All picks submitted to the pool are stored on a server as data but are also sent to a public email site called Hotmail (as well as a copy to the contestant's email).  We keep the emails in Hotmail until after the tournament is over, and upon request we can show you the original email with a Hotmail-generated date/time stamp that verifies a given set of picks is authentic and has not been altered after the tournament has started.
Questions to us by email only please!   This is a very low budget operation.

Payout Schedule

subject to final accounting of collections
1st Place  $900
2nd Place 450
3rd Place  200
4th Place  125
5th Place  100
6th Place  75
7th Place 50

ROOTING SHEET


IF UNC WINS ON MONDAY NIGHT

[01] North Carolina vs [02] Michigan State, Winner = [01] North Carolina
1 last minute special 214 $900
2 Huffman's Heroes 204 $450
3 greenfan10 200 $200
4 Kody's Dad 198 $100
Whispering Eyes 198 $100
Notorious A.I.G. 198 $100
5 SLAM DUNK 3 196 $50
6 Sweet Caroline... 194 -
Yaya0506 194 -
glosta fisherman 194 -
7 Wat'n Icehole 1! 192 -
Twiggy 2 192 -
super john 192 -
Green Hornet1 192 -
The Thing on Donald Trumps Head 192 -
Fight Deval's Bracket Tax 192 -
dbomb771 192 -
8 vman1 190
Red Ninjas 190
9 Get Your Own Damn Fries 188
papabear#1 188
SLAM DUNK 2 188
The Prodigy 188
10 Once A Ponzi Time 187
Once a Knight is Enough 187
[01] North Carolina vs [02] Michigan State, Winner = [02] Michigan State
1 McCain's Picks 205 $900
2 Expect the Unexpected 196 $450
3 last minute special 189 $200
4 Once A Ponzi Time 187 $112
Once a Knight is Enough 187 $112
5 Huffman's Heroes 179 $75
6 premonition 175 $25
greenfan10 175 $25
7 Kody's Dad 173 -
Whispering Eyes 173 -
Badabing #2 173 -
Notorious A.I.G. 173 -
Puck You! 173 -
The Venomous Cucumber 173 -
Scarface 173 -
8 captain lou albano 171
SLAM DUNK 3 171
Chalk Talk 171
9 Sweet Caroline... 169
glosta fisherman 169
Yaya0506 169
10 Fight Deval's Bracket Tax 167
Twiggy 2 167
Green Hornet1 167
super john 167
dbomb771 167
Shands3 167
Wat'n Icehole 1! 167
The Thing on Donald Trumps Head 167
[03] Villanova vs [02] Michigan State, Winner = [03] Villanova
1Once a Knight is Enough 187 $900
2Shannon is the Best 176 $450
3Globo Gym Purple Cobras 175 $200
4last minute special 174 $125
5Once A Ponzi Time 172 $100
6Expect the Unexpected 171 $75
7SLAM DUNK 5 169 $50
8Clippers08 167
9McCain's Picks 165
SCOOTER 165
10Huffman's Heroes 164
[03] Villanova vs [02] Michigan State, Winner = [02] Michigan State
1Expect the Unexpected 196 $900
2McCain's Picks 190 $450
3Once a Knight is Enough 187 $200
4Globo Gym Purple Cobras 175 $125
5last minute special 174 $100
6Once A Ponzi Time 172 $75
7SLAM DUNK 5 169 $50
8Clippers08 167 
9SCOOTER 165
10Huffman's Heroes 164
[03] Villanova vs [01] Connecticut, Winner = [03] Villanova
1Shannon is the Best 191 $900
2last minute special 189 $450
3Once A Ponzi Time 187 $200
4astoria boy 177 $125
5papa judge 175 $75
Forever Young 175 $75
Globo Gym Purple Cobras 175 $75
6Puck You! 173 -
Badabing #2 173 -
Kody's Dad 173 -
7Once a Knight is Enough 172 -
8Yaya0506 169
vman3 169
SLAM DUNK 5 169
9Clippers08 167
Jonny Flynn 167
dbomb771 167
The Thing on Donald Trumps Head 167
Green Hornet1 167
10Huffman's Heroes 164
[03] Villanova vs [01] Connecticut, Winner = [01] Connecticut
1Once A Ponzi Time 212 $900
2astoria boy 202 $450
3papa judge 200 $200
4Badabing #2 198 $112
Puck You! 198 $112
5vman3 194$75
6Jonny Flynn 192 $50
7last minute special 189 -
8Madoff School of Practical Investing 188
Jack Casey 188
9fbbold 186
10Fast Eddie 182
[01] North Carolina vs [01] Connecticut, Winner = [01] North Carolina
1last minute special 229 $900
2Kody's Dad 213 $450
3Yaya0506 209 $200
4Green Hornet1 207 $100
dbomb771 207 $100
The Thing on Donald Trumps Head 207 $100
5Huffman's Heroes 204 $50
6The Prodigy 203 -
papabear#1 203 -
7Once A Ponzi Time 202 -
8Twiggy 1 201
9greenfan10 200
10Sammies Purple People Eaters 199
[01] North Carolina vs [01] Connecticut, Winner = [01] Connecticut
1Once A Ponzi Time 227 $900
2Puck You! 213 $325
Badabing #2 213 $325
3last minute special 204 $125
4astoria boy 202 $100
5papa judge 200 $75
6"JBPGJJ" 195 $25
Tim Geithner 195 $25
7vman3 194-
8Jonny Flynn 192
9Jack Casey 188
Kody's Dad 188
Madoff School of Practical Investing 188
10fbbold 186

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