Welcome to the 20th Annual
March Madness® Illegal Office Pool™
FINAL EDITION |
TAR HEELS RUN WILD OVER MSU
North Carolina coasts past Michigan St. to claim fifth national championship
Thank God for beer and wings, because if you saw the
same game we were seeing down at the Big Dog, it was
pretty clear that you were watching one of the snooziest
March Madness finals in history. Highlight of the
night? The fat heads of Bryant Gumball and Magic
Johnson on either side of some Cheez-Wiz commercial.
The true inspiration for this night comes from our
own hoopster and their persistent play throughout the
pool. Typically, as it started out looking like a
lock for early-round leaders. Then, their hopes
and prayers for glory and cash went down in flames, and
we ended up with a nice geographic and corporate
distribution of winners left standing at the end.
Congratulations to these fine models of office pool
sportsmanship and raw luck, and we hope that they enjoy
our little stimulus checks.
Thanks to everyone for playing - we'll see you next year.
1 |
last minute special |
214 |
$900 |
2 |
Huffman's Heroes |
204 |
$450 |
3 |
greenfan10 |
200 |
$200 |
4 |
Kody's Dad |
198 |
$100 |
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Whispering Eyes |
198 |
$100 |
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Notorious A.I.G. |
198 |
$100 |
5 |
SLAM DUNK 3 |
196 |
$50 |
If you haven't heard from Godfather, MikeRob, or Moon,
contact us immediately with your mailing address.
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Click here to
see last year's final Pool results. |
How to play
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- First step is to fill out your picks. Click on the "Enter Picks" button
at the left and go to the Picks Sheet. Fill in the form entirely
and completely. If you need help with this concept, go practice
over at SI or someplace else, come back here when you've mastered the
art. Pay attention to your picks.
You need to make your picks BEFORE NOON on Thursday AFTER SELECTION
SUNDAY. No
exceptions - the "Enter Picks" button will be deactivated at
that time!
- At the top of the Picks screen BE SURE to enter your REAL NAME
which is ONLY used for administrative purposes to match your money with your picks.
This name will only be known to you and the administrators of this pool and will be
discarded at the end of the tournament. NOTE! Each PICKS name must be unique -
if you are playing more than one sheet, change the PICKS name
for each pick, but keep the REAL name the same so we can match your picks with your money.
- Be sure to enter your SHEET name. Your SHEET name is
the name you would like to see in the Standings report which is published here on the
site. This is the name that could win you a small prize for creativity.
- And finally BE SURE to enter
your email address -- this address will be used to send you a copy of your picks
and like your real name, will not be sold or sent to anyone unrelated to the pool unless
they show us serious cash or represent a government agency with a valid search warrant.
If you do not have an email account, then find someone who does -- and
get the confirmation email from them to see your validated picks.
If you don't know anyone with an email account, move to a cave that has
Internet access.
- CHECK YOUR PICKS BEFORE YOU CLICK THE SUBMIT BUTTON! If you determine that you
made a mistake after submitting your picks, do the following: Submit a new set of
corrected picks. As your SHEET name, use the same name you used on the bad sheet but
add the phrase "CORRECTION" to the end of the name. This is the only way
we can determine that you wish to withdraw the original sheet in favor of the new sheet.
If you don't follow this procedure, we can only assume that 2 or more of your picks
with similar names means you want to submit several sheets.
- The most important step: You need to find a way to get $10
for each sheet to one of the following people: Mikie D, Moon Man,
Robbie H or
The Godfather on or before NOON Thursday AFTER SELECTION SUNDAY -- NO
EXCEPTIONS. If you don't expect to see any of
these guys before then, you need to MAIL YOUR
CHECK TO:
R MOONEY
101 North Shore Rd.
Derry, NH 03038
IF YOU ARE WRITING A CHECK FOR MULTIPLE
ENTRIES -- INCLUDE A SEPARATE PIECE OF PAPER WITH THE NAMES OF THE PICKS
THAT GO WITH THE CHECK!
IF YOU ARE SUBMITTING ONE $10 CHECK FOR ONE
PICK PUT THE NAME OF YOUR PICK IN THE MEMO OF THE CHECK.
The envelope must be postmarked on or before Thursday AFTER
SELECTION SUNDAY or else you are not eligible for cash prizes.
And your bragging rights will also be tainted with the foul smell of
impropriety.
For your convenience, a bag man may be appearing at a location near you during the days
prior to the deadline to take your $10 (cash or check):
- Monday - The Godfather in Watertown MA
- Tuesday - The Godfather in Wilmington MA
- Wednesday - The Godfather at South St. in Boston
- Friday - The Godfather in Lexington MA.
- Friday - The Godfather makes a brief stop in
Lowell MA
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All Week - Mike & Rob at the Usual Location in Waltham
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All other locations should pursue the check-by-mail option.
Initiate your contact with the bag man by using the code phrase "The '89 National
Champion Wolverines was certainly the best college hoop team ever".
SPECIAL NOTE TO OUT-OF-TOWNERS: If you are in a remote
location, we encourage you to spread the word among your friends and
play in large amounts. As a consideration to the money minders of
this pool, please try to consolidate your payments into a single check
accompanied by a list of REAL NAMES that the check should be used to
cover. We encourage participation by anyone with a net worth
exceeding $10.
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Then What?
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Starting on the Monday after the first and second rounds, you can return to this site and click the
"Standings" button. You'll get a listing of all the participants ranked by
their position in the pool. You'll be able to click on any participant to see their
picks, and you'll be able to send them email to make fun of them. |
Scoring
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How are the rankings
calculated? Same as last year with point values of 2, 4, 6, 10, 15, 25 for each
round (max points per round: 64, 64, 48, 40, 30, 25). |
If you have a beef, or if you submitted a sheet in error, or would like to
congratulate us for being fine upstanding citizens, click on the "Send Email"
button and write to us. If you want to withdraw one of your sheets, you MUST send an
email BEFORE NOON on the day the games start or we will consider you in the pool. |
Payouts will be described on this page as soon as the cash is counted. Payouts
will be made during the week after the conclusion of the tournament. |
Authentication & Integrity
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All picks submitted to the pool are stored on a server as data but are
also sent to a public email site called Hotmail (as well as a copy to the
contestant's email). We keep the emails in Hotmail until after the
tournament is over, and upon request we can show you the original email
with a Hotmail-generated date/time stamp that verifies a given set of
picks is authentic and has not been altered after the tournament has
started. |
Questions to us by email only please!
This is a very low budget operation. |
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Payout Schedule
subject to final accounting
of collections |
1st Place |
$900 |
2nd Place |
450 |
3rd Place |
200 |
4th Place |
125 |
5th Place |
100 |
6th Place |
75 |
7th Place |
50 |
ROOTING SHEET |
IF UNC
WINS ON MONDAY NIGHT
[01] North Carolina vs [02] Michigan State, Winner = [01] North Carolina |
1 |
last minute special |
214 |
$900 |
2 |
Huffman's Heroes |
204 |
$450 |
3 |
greenfan10 |
200 |
$200 |
4 |
Kody's Dad |
198 |
$100 |
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Whispering Eyes |
198 |
$100 |
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Notorious A.I.G. |
198 |
$100 |
5 |
SLAM DUNK 3 |
196 |
$50 |
6 |
Sweet Caroline... |
194 |
- |
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Yaya0506 |
194 |
- |
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glosta fisherman |
194 |
- |
7 |
Wat'n Icehole 1! |
192 |
- |
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Twiggy 2 |
192 |
- |
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super john |
192 |
- |
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Green Hornet1 |
192 |
- |
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The Thing on Donald Trumps Head |
192 |
- |
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Fight Deval's Bracket Tax |
192 |
- |
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dbomb771 |
192 |
- |
8 |
vman1 |
190 |
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Red Ninjas |
190 |
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9 |
Get Your Own Damn Fries |
188 |
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papabear#1 |
188 |
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SLAM DUNK 2 |
188 |
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The Prodigy |
188 |
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10 |
Once A Ponzi Time |
187 |
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Once a Knight is Enough |
187 |
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[01] North Carolina vs [02] Michigan State, Winner = [02] Michigan State |
1 |
McCain's Picks |
205 |
$900 |
2 |
Expect the Unexpected |
196 |
$450 |
3 |
last minute special |
189 |
$200 |
4 |
Once A Ponzi Time |
187 |
$112 |
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Once a Knight is Enough |
187 |
$112 |
5 |
Huffman's Heroes |
179 |
$75 |
6 |
premonition |
175 |
$25 |
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greenfan10 |
175 |
$25 |
7 |
Kody's Dad |
173 |
- |
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Whispering Eyes |
173 |
- |
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Badabing #2 |
173 |
- |
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Notorious A.I.G. |
173 |
- |
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Puck You! |
173 |
- |
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The Venomous Cucumber |
173 |
- |
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Scarface |
173 |
- |
8 |
captain lou albano |
171 |
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SLAM DUNK 3 |
171 |
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Chalk Talk |
171 |
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9 |
Sweet Caroline... |
169 |
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glosta fisherman |
169 |
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Yaya0506 |
169 |
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10 |
Fight Deval's Bracket Tax |
167 |
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Twiggy 2 |
167 |
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Green Hornet1 |
167 |
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super john |
167 |
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dbomb771 |
167 |
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Shands3 |
167 |
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Wat'n Icehole 1! |
167 |
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The Thing on Donald Trumps Head |
167 |
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[03] Villanova vs [02] Michigan State, Winner = [03] Villanova |
1 | Once a Knight is Enough |
187 |
$900 |
2 | Shannon is the Best |
176 |
$450 |
3 | Globo Gym Purple Cobras |
175 |
$200 |
4 | last minute special |
174 |
$125 |
5 | Once A Ponzi Time |
172 |
$100 |
6 | Expect the Unexpected |
171 |
$75 |
7 | SLAM DUNK 5 |
169 |
$50 |
8 | Clippers08 |
167 | |
9 | McCain's Picks | 165 |
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| SCOOTER | 165 |
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10 | Huffman's Heroes | 164 |
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[03] Villanova vs [02] Michigan State, Winner = [02] Michigan State |
1 | Expect the Unexpected | 196 |
$900 |
2 | McCain's Picks | 190 |
$450 |
3 | Once a Knight is Enough | 187 |
$200 |
4 | Globo Gym Purple Cobras | 175 |
$125 |
5 | last minute special | 174 |
$100 |
6 | Once A Ponzi Time | 172 |
$75 |
7 | SLAM DUNK 5 | 169 |
$50 |
8 | Clippers08 | 167 | |
9 | SCOOTER | 165 | |
10 | Huffman's Heroes | 164 | |
[03] Villanova vs [01] Connecticut, Winner = [03] Villanova |
1 | Shannon is the Best | 191 |
$900 |
2 | last minute special | 189 |
$450 |
3 | Once A Ponzi Time | 187 |
$200 |
4 | astoria boy | 177 |
$125 |
5 | papa judge | 175 |
$75 |
| Forever Young | 175 |
$75 |
| Globo Gym Purple Cobras | 175 |
$75 |
6 | Puck You! | 173 |
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| Badabing #2 | 173 |
- |
| Kody's Dad | 173 |
- |
7 | Once a Knight is Enough | 172 |
- |
8 | Yaya0506 | 169 | |
| vman3 | 169 |
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| SLAM DUNK 5 | 169 |
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9 | Clippers08 | 167 | |
| Jonny Flynn | 167 |
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| dbomb771 | 167 |
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| The Thing on Donald Trumps Head | 167 |
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| Green Hornet1 | 167 |
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10 | Huffman's Heroes | 164 |
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[03] Villanova vs [01] Connecticut, Winner = [01] Connecticut |
1 | Once A Ponzi Time | 212 |
$900 |
2 | astoria boy | 202 |
$450 |
3 | papa judge | 200 |
$200 |
4 | Badabing #2 | 198 |
$112 |
| Puck You! | 198 |
$112 |
5 | vman3 | 194 | $75 |
6 | Jonny Flynn | 192 |
$50 |
7 | last minute special | 189 |
- |
8 | Madoff School of Practical Investing | 188 |
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| Jack Casey | 188 |
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9 | fbbold | 186 | |
10 | Fast Eddie | 182 |
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[01] North Carolina vs [01] Connecticut, Winner = [01] North Carolina |
1 | last minute special | 229 |
$900 |
2 | Kody's Dad | 213 |
$450 |
3 | Yaya0506 | 209 |
$200 |
4 | Green Hornet1 | 207 |
$100 |
| dbomb771 | 207 |
$100 |
| The Thing on Donald Trumps Head | 207 |
$100 |
5 | Huffman's Heroes | 204 |
$50 |
6 | The Prodigy | 203 |
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| papabear#1 | 203 |
- |
7 | Once A Ponzi Time | 202 |
- |
8 | Twiggy 1 | 201 | |
9 | greenfan10 | 200 | |
10 | Sammies Purple People Eaters | 199 |
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[01] North Carolina vs [01] Connecticut, Winner = [01] Connecticut |
1 | Once A Ponzi Time | 227 |
$900 |
2 | Puck You! | 213 |
$325 |
| Badabing #2 | 213 |
$325 |
3 | last minute special | 204 |
$125 |
4 | astoria boy | 202 |
$100 |
5 | papa judge | 200 |
$75 |
6 | "JBPGJJ" | 195 |
$25 |
| Tim Geithner | 195 |
$25 |
7 | vman3 | 194 | - |
8 | Jonny Flynn | 192 |
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9 | Jack Casey | 188 | |
| Kody's Dad | 188 | |
| Madoff School of Practical Investing | 188 | |
10 | fbbold | 186 | |
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