UPDATED 2009-03-14 17:30

 

Welcome to the 18th Annual March Madness Illegal Office Pool!

Gators Double Up

Despite Oden's effort, Gators go back-to-back.  

But don't forget, Florida is still a party school, and you don't want to send your kids there because they'll end up taking bogus classes, boozing it up and having sex in between football and basketball games.  

For all you kids out there:  Apply at once.  The party is going to be intensely festive for the next four years.

POOL STANDINGS ARE FINAL

Congratulations to Eagles Fly High winning top honors this year.  Too bad his team doesn't get the same kind of luck one of these centuries.   I'm Ron Burgundy and Going Fishing survive the loss of Georgetown on the strength of good opening rounds, and DHan3 proves that you can recover from a bad opening round to come back into the money when it counts.  Double Down takes 5th place and will probably claim some higher knowledge of the game at the water cooler as early as this morning, if he hasn't done so already.

Congratulations to all winners.  Money goes out next week after consolidation and final accounting.

 

TENTATIVE PAYOUT SCHEDULE

Place Cash
1st $1000
2nd  600
3rd 350
4th 200
5th 100

Send us your ideas for next year's payout schedule - should we pay out 10 places instead of 5 with less money for all places?

 

What You Said

The entire list of Who Picked What is here in MS Excel format.  

Of the 234 sheets entered, 59 sheets have Florida to win it all, followed by 41 sheets favoring UNC, and then the other two #1 seeds.

Champ    #Sheets
[01] Florida 59
[01] N Carolina 41
[01] Ohio State 39
[01] Kansas 31
[02] Georgetown 29
[02] Memphis 9
[03] Texas AM 6
[02] UCLA 6
[02] Wisconsin 3
[04] Texas 3
[04] Maryland 2
[03] Pittsburgh 1
[08] Arizona 1
[03] Washington St 1
[04] Southern Ill 1
[06] Vanderbilt 1
[03] Oregon 1

HAVE YOU PAID YET? 

IF YOU HAVEN'T ALREADY DONE SO:   You need to find a way to get $10 for each sheet to one of the following people:  Mikie D, Moon Man, Robbie H or The Godfather on or before NOON Thursday March 15th 2007 -- NO EXCEPTIONS.  If you don't expect to see any of these guys before then, you need to MAIL YOUR CHECK TO:

R MOONEY
101 North Shore Rd. 
Derry, NH 03038

IF YOU ARE WRITING A CHECK FOR MULTIPLE ENTRIES -- INCLUDE A SEPARATE PIECE OF PAPER WITH THE NAMES OF THE PICKS THAT GOES WITH THE CHECK!

IF YOU ARE SUBMITTING ONE $10 CHECK FOR ONE PICK PUT THE NAME OF YOUR PICK IN THE MEMO OF THE CHECK.

The envelope must be postmarked on or before Thursday March 15th at NOON or else you are not eligible for cash prizes.  And your bragging rights will also be tainted with the foul smell of impropriety.

For your convenience, a bag man may be appearing at a location near you during the days prior to the deadline to take your $10 (cash or check):

  • Monday/Wednesday - The Godfather at VTL Lexington
  • Tuesday - The Godfather at CONSTELLATION ENERGY (Lowell, MA)
  • Thursday - The Godfather in Boston.
  • All Week - Mike & Rob at the Usual Location in Waltham
  • All other locations should pursue the check-by-mail option.

Initiate your contact with the bag man by using the code phrase "The '89 National Champion Wolverines was certainly the best college hoop team ever".

SPECIAL NOTE TO OUT-OF-TOWNERS:  If you are in a remote location, we encourage you to spread the word among your friends and play in large amounts.  As a consideration to the money minders of this pool, please try to consolidate your payments into a single check accompanied by a list of REAL NAMES that the check should be used to cover.  We encourage participation by anyone with a net worth exceeding $10.

Then What?

Starting on the Monday after the first and second rounds, you can return to this site and click the "Standings" button.  You'll get a listing of all the participants ranked by their position in the pool.  You'll be able to click on any participant to see their picks, and you'll be able to send them email to make fun of them.

Scoring

How are the rankings calculated?  Same as last year with point values of 2, 4, 6, 10, 15, 25 for each round (max points per round: 64, 64, 48, 40, 30, 25).
If you have a beef, or if you submitted a sheet in error, or would like to congratulate us for being fine upstanding citizens, click on the "Send Email" button and write to us.  If you want to withdraw one of your sheets, you MUST send an email BEFORE NOON on the day the games start or we will consider you in the pool.
Payouts will be described on this page as soon as the cash is counted.  Payouts will be made during the week after the conclusion of the tournament.

Authentication & Integrity

All picks submitted to the pool are stored on a server as data but are also sent to a public email site called Hotmail (as well as a copy to the contestant's email).  We keep the emails in Hotmail until after the tournament is over, and upon request we can show you the original email with a Hotmail-generated date/time stamp that verifies a given set of picks is authentic and has not been altered after the tournament has started.
Questions to us by email only please!   This is a very low budget operation.
 

ROOTING SHEET

IF YOUR NAME ISN'T IN THE TOP 5 OF EACH  LIST BELOW -- THANKS FOR PLAYING AND SEE YOU NEXT YEAR.


CASH GOES TO PLACES SHOWN IN WHITE BOXES -- PURPLE BOXES GET HONORABLE MENTION.  MONEY ROLLS UP TO SATISFY TIES.
 PlaceContestantFinal Points

FLORIDA wins

1Eagles Fly High 237
2I'm Ron Burgandy? 222
3DHan3 219
4Going Fishing 216
5Double Down 215
6Sammies 2 214
7Jano1 212
8TGillen1 210
9P.HANDS/3 208
10Assets 207

when OHIO STATE wins

1P.HANDS/3 233
2Timmygil3 217
3HONDO 215
4Anita 212
 Eagles Fly High 212
5Green Hornet 211
 RUNNING LEFT HOOK 211
 Big Blue Who? 211
6Go Bulldogs 209
 big time 209
 FRANK B 209
7Nard G. 206
8T.HANDS 205
 george s 205
 BCEAGLSAINTGOTACHNZ 205
9astoria boy 203
 Deval's Free Medicals for Illegals Fund 203
 American Idol 203
10P. HANDS/2 200
 

SHOULDA WOULDA COULDA

 

[01] Florida vs [02] Georgetown, Winner = [01] Florida
1I'm Ron Burgandy? 237
2Going Fishing 231
3Sammies 2 229
4Jano1 227
5Eagles Fly High 222
6Mike Hunt 221
 Wall Street Ninja 221
7Laurissa Raiders 215
8Soccerboy 213
9Saadam's Sphincter Screams No More 211
10TGillen1 210
[01] Florida vs [02] Georgetown, Winner = [02] Georgetown
1DR. K 5 STRAIGHT DFL S 231
2muwarrior 223
3Hoagie 219
 S Kemp aka T Bradys abstinence advisor 219
4FDella 217
5I'm Ron Burgandy? 212
6G's Up, Hoes Town 211
 Deval Patrick: Together We Can Hang My Curtains 211
7Beast of the East 206
 Going Fishing 206
8Sammies 2 204
 Sean Williams High 204
9Astoria Girl 203
10Jano1 202
[02] UCLA vs [02] Georgetown, Winner = [02] UCLA
1Angel Eyes 218
2ONE FOR THE WOODY 216
3I'm Ron Burgandy? 197
4Beast of the East 196
5Sean Williams High 194
 UCLAN'S ARE BACK 194
6DR. K 5 STRAIGHT DFL'S 191
 Going Fishing 191
7Hoya.............Oh Boya! 190
 Ricks Picks 190
8Sammies 2 189
9The Departed (my $10) 188
10Jano1 187
[02] UCLA vs [02] Georgetown, Winner = [02] Georgetown
1Beast of the East 221
2Sean Williams High 219
3DR. K 5 STRAIGHT DFL S 216
4Ricks Picks 215
 Hoya.............Oh Boya! 215
5BRACKET MASTER 209
6muwarrior 208
7Hoagie 204
 S Kemp aka T Bradys abstinence advisor 204
8FDella 202
9I'm Ron Burgandy? 197
10Deval Patrick: Together We Can Hang My Curtains 196
 G s Up, Hoes Town 196
[02] UCLA vs [01] Ohio State, Winner = [02] UCLA
1ONE FOR THE WOODY 231
2Angel Eyes 218
3Eagles Fly High 197
4UCLAN S ARE BACK 194
5P.HANDS/3 193
6P. HANDS/2 190
7The Departed (my $10) 188
8Anita 187
9KG Baby 183
 UHHHHH! thats baby making music\ 183
10I'm Ron Burgandy? 182
[02] UCLA vs [01] Ohio State, Winner = [01] Ohio State
1P.HANDS/3 218
2P. HANDS/2 215
3Anita 212
4Nard G. 206
 ONE FOR THE WOODY 206
5Grayj16 205
6Timmygil3 202
7HONDO 200
8ODEN IS A CELTIC 197
 Eagles Fly High 197
9Fire Brokaw 196
 RUNNING LEFT HOOK 196
 Big Blue Who? 196
 Green Hornet 196
10FRANK B 194
 big time 194
 Go Bulldogs 194