Welcome to the 18th Annual March Madness Illegal Office Pool!
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Gators Double Up
Despite Oden's effort, Gators go back-to-back.
But don't forget, Florida is still a party school, and you don't want
to send your kids there because they'll end up taking bogus classes,
boozing it up and having sex in between football and basketball
games.
For all you kids out there: Apply at once. The party is
going to be intensely festive for the next four years.
POOL STANDINGS ARE FINAL
Congratulations to Eagles Fly High
winning top honors this year. Too bad his team doesn't get the same
kind of luck one of these centuries. I'm
Ron Burgundy and Going Fishing
survive the loss of Georgetown on the strength of good opening rounds, and
DHan3 proves that you can
recover from a bad opening round to come back into the money when it
counts. Double
Down takes 5th place and will probably claim some higher
knowledge of the game at the water cooler as early as this morning, if he
hasn't done so already. Congratulations to all winners. Money goes
out next week after consolidation and final accounting.
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TENTATIVE PAYOUT SCHEDULE
Place |
Cash |
1st |
$1000 |
2nd |
600 |
3rd |
350 |
4th |
200 |
5th |
100 |
Send us your ideas for next year's
payout schedule - should we pay out 10 places instead of 5 with less
money for all places?
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What You Said
The entire list of Who Picked What is here
in MS Excel format.
Of the 234 sheets entered, 59 sheets have Florida to win it all,
followed by 41 sheets favoring UNC, and then the other two #1 seeds.
Champ |
#Sheets |
[01]
Florida |
59 |
[01]
N Carolina |
41 |
[01]
Ohio State |
39 |
[01]
Kansas |
31 |
[02]
Georgetown |
29 |
[02]
Memphis |
9 |
[03]
Texas AM |
6 |
[02]
UCLA |
6 |
[02]
Wisconsin |
3 |
[04]
Texas |
3 |
[04]
Maryland |
2 |
[03]
Pittsburgh |
1 |
[08]
Arizona |
1 |
[03]
Washington St |
1 |
[04]
Southern Ill |
1 |
[06]
Vanderbilt |
1 |
[03]
Oregon |
1 |
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HAVE YOU PAID YET?
IF YOU HAVEN'T ALREADY DONE SO:
You need to find a way to get $10
for each sheet to one of the following people: Mikie D, Moon Man,
Robbie H or
The Godfather on or before NOON Thursday March 15th 2007 -- NO
EXCEPTIONS. If you don't expect to see any of
these guys before then, you need to MAIL YOUR
CHECK TO:
R MOONEY
101 North Shore Rd.
Derry, NH 03038
IF YOU ARE WRITING A CHECK FOR MULTIPLE
ENTRIES -- INCLUDE A SEPARATE PIECE OF PAPER WITH THE NAMES OF THE PICKS
THAT GOES WITH THE CHECK!
IF YOU ARE SUBMITTING ONE $10 CHECK FOR ONE
PICK PUT THE NAME OF YOUR PICK IN THE MEMO OF THE CHECK.
The envelope must be postmarked on or before Thursday March 15th at NOON or else you are not eligible for cash prizes.
And your bragging rights will also be tainted with the foul smell of
impropriety.
For your convenience, a bag man may be appearing at a location near you during the days
prior to the deadline to take your $10 (cash or check):
- Monday/Wednesday - The Godfather at VTL Lexington
- Tuesday - The Godfather at CONSTELLATION ENERGY (Lowell, MA)
- Thursday - The Godfather in Boston.
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All Week - Mike & Rob at the Usual Location in Waltham
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All other locations should pursue the check-by-mail option.
Initiate your contact with the bag man by using the code phrase "The '89 National
Champion Wolverines was certainly the best college hoop team ever".
SPECIAL NOTE TO OUT-OF-TOWNERS: If you are in a remote
location, we encourage you to spread the word among your friends and
play in large amounts. As a consideration to the money minders of
this pool, please try to consolidate your payments into a single check
accompanied by a list of REAL NAMES that the check should be used to
cover. We encourage participation by anyone with a net worth
exceeding $10.
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Then What?
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Starting on the Monday after the first and second rounds, you can return to this site and click the
"Standings" button. You'll get a listing of all the participants ranked by
their position in the pool. You'll be able to click on any participant to see their
picks, and you'll be able to send them email to make fun of them. |
Scoring
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How are the rankings
calculated? Same as last year with point values of 2, 4, 6, 10, 15, 25 for each
round (max points per round: 64, 64, 48, 40, 30, 25). |
If you have a beef, or if you submitted a sheet in error, or would like to
congratulate us for being fine upstanding citizens, click on the "Send Email"
button and write to us. If you want to withdraw one of your sheets, you MUST send an
email BEFORE NOON on the day the games start or we will consider you in the pool. |
Payouts will be described on this page as soon as the cash is counted. Payouts
will be made during the week after the conclusion of the tournament. |
Authentication & Integrity
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All picks submitted to the pool are stored on a server as data but are
also sent to a public email site called Hotmail (as well as a copy to the
contestant's email). We keep the emails in Hotmail until after the
tournament is over, and upon request we can show you the original email
with a Hotmail-generated date/time stamp that verifies a given set of
picks is authentic and has not been altered after the tournament has
started. |
Questions to us by email only please!
This is a very low budget operation. |
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ROOTING SHEET
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IF YOUR NAME ISN'T IN
THE TOP 5 OF EACH LIST BELOW -- THANKS FOR PLAYING AND SEE YOU NEXT
YEAR.
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CASH
GOES TO PLACES SHOWN IN WHITE
BOXES
-- PURPLE
BOXES GET HONORABLE
MENTION. MONEY ROLLS UP
TO SATISFY TIES.
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Place | Contestant | Final
Points |
FLORIDA wins
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1 | Eagles Fly High | 237 |
2 | I'm Ron
Burgandy? | 222 |
3 | DHan3 | 219 |
4 | Going Fishing | 216 |
5 | Double Down | 215 |
6 | Sammies 2 | 214 |
7 | Jano1 | 212 |
8 | TGillen1 | 210 |
9 | P.HANDS/3 | 208 |
10 | Assets | 207 |
when OHIO STATE wins
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1 | P.HANDS/3 | 233 |
2 | Timmygil3 | 217 |
3 | HONDO | 215 |
4 | Anita | 212 |
| Eagles Fly High | 212 |
5 | Green Hornet | 211 |
| RUNNING LEFT HOOK | 211 |
| Big Blue Who? | 211 |
6 | Go Bulldogs | 209 |
| big time | 209 |
| FRANK B | 209 |
7 | Nard G. | 206 |
8 | T.HANDS | 205 |
| george s | 205 |
| BCEAGLSAINTGOTACHNZ | 205 |
9 | astoria boy | 203 |
| Deval's Free Medicals for Illegals Fund | 203 |
| American Idol | 203 |
10 | P. HANDS/2 | 200 |
SHOULDA WOULDA COULDA
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[01] Florida vs [02] Georgetown, Winner = [01] Florida |
1 | I'm Ron
Burgandy? | 237 |
2 | Going Fishing | 231 |
3 | Sammies 2 | 229 |
4 | Jano1 | 227 |
5 | Eagles Fly High | 222 |
6 | Mike Hunt | 221 |
| Wall Street Ninja | 221 |
7 | Laurissa Raiders | 215 |
8 | Soccerboy | 213 |
9 | Saadam's Sphincter Screams No More | 211 |
10 | TGillen1 | 210 |
[01] Florida vs [02] Georgetown, Winner = [02] Georgetown |
1 | DR. K 5 STRAIGHT DFL S | 231 |
2 | muwarrior | 223 |
3 | Hoagie | 219 |
| S Kemp aka T Bradys abstinence advisor | 219 |
4 | FDella | 217 |
5 | I'm Ron Burgandy? | 212 |
6 | G's Up, Hoes Town | 211 |
| Deval Patrick: Together We Can Hang My Curtains | 211 |
7 | Beast of the East | 206 |
| Going Fishing | 206 |
8 | Sammies 2 | 204 |
| Sean Williams High | 204 |
9 | Astoria Girl | 203 |
10 | Jano1 | 202 |
[02] UCLA vs [02] Georgetown, Winner = [02] UCLA |
1 | Angel Eyes | 218 |
2 | ONE FOR THE WOODY | 216 |
3 | I'm Ron
Burgandy? | 197 |
4 | Beast of the East | 196 |
5 | Sean Williams High | 194 |
| UCLAN'S ARE BACK | 194 |
6 | DR. K 5 STRAIGHT DFL'S | 191 |
| Going Fishing | 191 |
7 | Hoya.............Oh
Boya! | 190 |
| Ricks Picks | 190 |
8 | Sammies 2 | 189 |
9 | The Departed (my $10) | 188 |
10 | Jano1 | 187 |
[02] UCLA vs [02] Georgetown, Winner = [02] Georgetown |
1 | Beast of the East | 221 |
2 | Sean Williams High | 219 |
3 | DR. K 5 STRAIGHT DFL S | 216 |
4 | Ricks Picks | 215 |
| Hoya.............Oh
Boya! | 215 |
5 | BRACKET MASTER | 209 |
6 | muwarrior | 208 |
7 | Hoagie | 204 |
| S Kemp aka T Bradys abstinence advisor | 204 |
8 | FDella | 202 |
9 | I'm Ron Burgandy? | 197 |
10 | Deval Patrick: Together We Can Hang My Curtains | 196 |
| G s Up, Hoes Town | 196 |
[02] UCLA vs [01] Ohio State, Winner = [02] UCLA |
1 | ONE FOR THE WOODY | 231 |
2 | Angel Eyes | 218 |
3 | Eagles Fly High | 197 |
4 | UCLAN S ARE BACK | 194 |
5 | P.HANDS/3 | 193 |
6 | P. HANDS/2 | 190 |
7 | The Departed (my $10) | 188 |
8 | Anita | 187 |
9 | KG Baby | 183 |
| UHHHHH! thats baby making music\ | 183 |
10 | I'm Ron Burgandy? | 182 |
[02] UCLA vs [01] Ohio State, Winner = [01] Ohio State |
1 | P.HANDS/3 | 218 |
2 | P. HANDS/2 | 215 |
3 | Anita | 212 |
4 | Nard G. | 206 |
| ONE FOR THE WOODY | 206 |
5 | Grayj16 | 205 |
6 | Timmygil3 | 202 |
7 | HONDO | 200 |
8 | ODEN IS A CELTIC | 197 |
| Eagles Fly High | 197 |
9 | Fire Brokaw | 196 |
| RUNNING LEFT HOOK | 196 |
| Big Blue Who? | 196 |
| Green Hornet | 196 |
10 | FRANK B | 194 |
| big time | 194 |
| Go Bulldogs | 194 |
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